Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

by mrtr0ll June 8, 2014

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

Russian Icepick

When you take a sip of a red slurpee right before shove your tongue up your partner’s butthole.

And Russell said, “I’d take Taylor Swift to the Olive Garden, then give her a Russian Icepick.”

by Jessica_Rabbit June 2, 2018