Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say

-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him

by over420 December 21, 2020

Russian Utter

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.

Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.

by walk the dog February 05, 2014

russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 12, 2016

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 06, 2017

gay russian

a drink consisting of skittles and vodka, sometimes with added redbull.

"i drank a gay russian the other night - i can't believe i never thought of adding skittles!"

by a real gay russian July 13, 2018

Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 30, 2017