Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts

This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens

by Jon von hugendong April 01, 2018

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

by DoubleFudgeAngela September 30, 2018

Russian Utter

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.

Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.

by walk the dog February 05, 2014

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 06, 2017

Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say

-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him

by over420 December 21, 2020

the russian bulldozer

A sexual act in which one dominates their partner with a bowling pin while the recipient chugs a bottle of vodka.

"Man i was smashed after me and my man did the russian bulldozer!"

by Killsmokiestyxx March 17, 2020