Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts

This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens

by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

Russian Hacking

A person who sucks at being sneaky and constantly cheats in every single competition.

Micheal: Dude, why are you running when we didn't start the timer yet. That's cheating!
Josh: I'm not cheating!
Jake: You're right, he's a russian hacking

by JokeJar June 8, 2019

Russian Marmaduke

Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..

Yo man, I gave yo momma a Russian marmaduke last night.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011

russian gangbang

The act of your homies watching hentai and then your mom comes in while drinking vodka

Gerome: bro why is your mom there
Me: nah she just doing a Russian gangbang

by Le pussy destroyer December 28, 2020

Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

Russian Caravan

The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!

"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"

by KMGS June 5, 2016