Casket-Robber

When somone dates another person who is older then they are.

Friend: Dude how is your girlfriend? Aren't you only 18?
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber

by CabaltheWolf June 17, 2007

happy robber

Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.

I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.

by schlong master August 29, 2007

Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

david roble

someone we all love

someone hard body all day

the opposite of a post february 12, 2009 chris brown

a holy person

yo ur such a david roble,
why dont you act more like a david roble

by Anonymouslytrtttttrtg February 12, 2009

Dopamine Robber

Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 18, 2008

Robben

A European species of a swan that an be found in it's natural environment falling over with Oscar during a match.

{You:} {Stop} {Robbening}{We} {All} {Know} {You're} {Diving}

by DEHERRO November 14, 2014

Highway robbery

Stealing your {friends} {girlfriend}.

-Yo, girl i can treat you better than that dude.
:Two weeks later:
-WTF! man you totally just did a highway robbery on me!

by skinny Garfield April 5, 2010