Fatass Retard

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?

by MysticHZ March 31, 2019

Schrodinger’s retard

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 08, 2022

retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

by evan martin123 January 10, 2018

terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

by sevenlayercookie October 09, 2009

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 June 29, 2015

Retard rap

A sub-genre of rap usually characterized by overly repetitive song structure, unintelligible lyrics, obnoxious melodies, and excessive posturing and label-flashing by the artist.

A classic example of this would be "Crank That" by Soulja Boy.

Nick: Could you distinguish a single English word in the song we just heard?
Mike: Hell no, but what can you expect? It's retard rap.

by Naju February 26, 2008

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

by Levaphed February 10, 2019