Gate religion

A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.

Thanks to the gate religions I’m a born again version

by Hotdaddies September 17, 2020

Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.

"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"

by DatGrass December 31, 2011

Religion Baiting

A method of baiting people into liking or subscribing into a channel by using religion. Examples: Like and subscribe if you love Jesus!

I caught a YouTuber religion baiting.

by dswqsa895 December 26, 2023

religion

Something that made sense a few thousands years ago, but is irrelevant now.

You all need to embrace religion in your lives or you will burn in hell!
Nah, I'm good.

by Dzheres January 13, 2024

star trek religion

The in universe mock religion of Trekkies from Futurama in the 23rd Century.

"By The 23rd Century, Star Trek had evolved from a fandom of male virgins with skin problems into a full blown religion" - Zoe Saldana as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura as herself from Futurama Celebrity voice cast guest appearance. Known as The Star Trek Religion.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Religion

Did I already do my take on this?

Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023