California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.

Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.

by TheRealModernDayShakespeare281 March 30, 2022

snapper queef

When a lady farts out of her lady parts, sometimes causing lip flappage when it sneaks out the front. Can be quite ticklish, but ALWAYS funny.

After having Mexican food, BP had a major snapper queef at the house.

by H-bone 10 May 19, 2022

Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011

On the turn queef

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise

Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery

by Kyan Ray March 29, 2015

Mac N' Queef

mac n queef is when someone queefs/farts in your mac n' cheese!!

joyce just Mac N' Queefed!!

by daytt May 20, 2018

Bubble gum burp queef

During the act of sex, The man starts to chew bubble gum then immediately chugs a Coke, you then pull out, burp in her vagina and then seal it with the bubble gum. The burp then causes her to queef , causing her to blow a bubble with the gum.

Bro, I burped in this chicks vagina and then sealed it with that gum you gave me. She queefed and made a bubble gum burp queef!

by Squealing turtle February 26, 2020