I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed August 2, 2016

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.
by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.
The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

I was being the puppet master to those two girls.
by Batdog444 November 26, 2018

When a person draws a face on their penis and proceeds to inset it I to the hole of a person who has a stoma in their throat, then they open their mouth and you can see the face that was drawn on.
by zortha July 11, 2022

by Urfavseat69 September 10, 2022
