Pube ball

When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.

Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?

by The dick master December 5, 2019

pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning

by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011

Slick a pube

Trying to do something difficult. Attempting to overcome a challenge.

“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”

Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”

by Expert bra fitter September 24, 2019

Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.

When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.

by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019

Pube-B-Gone

A sticky, flavored tongue-depressor type device for removing pesky pubes caught in the back of the throat after oral.

hey can i borrow your pube-B-gone i got a pube hairball back there.

by Originator22 July 9, 2010