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Pubes

Bro I have the biggest pubes.
by Dick liver February 26, 2021
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Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.
Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.
by Practical definer August 30, 2023
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.
You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.
by Discoloration February 28, 2017
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Pube Wart

Not quite sure what it means.
1. An insult shouted at some wee cunts out the back of a minibus.

"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."

2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.
by Maff_ETR May 22, 2020
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Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 17, 2017
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Just cut the pubes in the womb bro

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.
"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious
by SonyTan April 16, 2025
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