poonast

a gross, slimy residue or film commonly found on locker room floors.

omg, dude you just walked through the poonast puddle! sick!

yuck! you stepped in that poonast!

by fathomX9 October 29, 2005

poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)

"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."

by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006

pjoon

An extreme form of "pwning". Used when an opponent is completly and utterly destroyed.

"We pjooned that noob!" "What pjoonage!"

by Hastatus April 3, 2007

poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.

"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"

by Corey Martin May 5, 2007

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.

Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.

by Jimmydick. January 4, 2009

Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.

"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."

by dudeboyman February 26, 2010

Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."

So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!

by smblkc November 27, 2010