If someone wasn't having the police press people they identified as "innocent" bystanders, why would anybody know what time the police usually back off at? It's not the kind of thing most people learn from experience, as jobs make it hard for most people to have the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Pressmug. by AlKnown ZodiacKillee May 12, 2022
Get the bent pressmug. December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it
"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"
by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023
Get the National Press Avery Daymug. “No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Press the buttonmug. "The other day I gave my girl the French Press."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017
Get the French Pressmug. sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the pressmug. on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
Get the Pressed like a paninimug.