Pooled

Someone sticks at least a foot of a pool stick up a chicks ass with no lube.

Her ass was pooled so hard it is wide now, that was two years ago.

by tylerhawkings the fouth December 16, 2011

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

party pooper

a person who takes a large shit on the party decorations also see party skidmarks

Andrew, that piglet, was a party pooper all at Chucky Cheeses .

by sJaAbCaKiSsOgNay September 7, 2006

Poopenhoffer

A word when used in context can be a insult or a compliment.

You are a fucking poopenhoffer

I love you and I'm so happy you're a poopenhoffer

If the word is used in an agressive way you should percieve it as an insult.

If it's used in a friendly way percieve it as a compliment.

by skinheadhenry October 10, 2010

Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

PoopDick

The Name of Someone who has while having Anal Sex looses control over their splinkter and shits all over her male partner and his pecker.

"Hey man, you see that teacher over there"
"Yeah bro"
"Her nickname is PoopDick cause she shit on her boyfriends dick in Highschool"
"Highschool lol"

by Apples Siri November 22, 2016