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Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.
She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.
Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.
by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009
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gammon pocket

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night
by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013
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Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.
J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.
by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009
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couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
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Pocket Mania

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.
Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house
by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011
mugGet the Pocket Maniamug.

treasure pocket

Hey dude - after three dates, Amy finally let me in her treasure pocket last night!
by cubfan22 March 5, 2016
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