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Played taps 

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.
A) I played taps with her head last night.
Played taps by Dimes January 30, 2008

plate-crasher

Someone who turns up for a dinner-party, uninvited
The shameless plate-crasher never even bothered to BYOB.
plate-crasher by thyroid2k November 18, 2009

Plate-weight 

Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.
"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."
Plate-weight by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010

P-Plater Syndrome 

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.
He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.
P-Plater Syndrome by YouBeauty December 1, 2010

Pressure Plate 

verb. from 'to pressure plate'
The act of penetrating a woman so hard that the reflex response is for the woman to queef or to shout 'OMG I FORGOT TO FINISH OFF MY CASTLE IN MINECRAFT'.
Last night was amazing! He knocked my memory back into me!
Really?
Yeah, forgot to finish my castle in MC... I wanna pressure plate again.

PEDOPHILE PLATES 

Growing support in Minnesota and other states for license plates that alert the general public of a vehicle registered to a pedophile.
There is a car at the park with pedophile plates.