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Potting plants

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants
by Laret December 10, 2017
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Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground
Sage wanted me to plant her garden.
by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019
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Cloud Plant

You got and cloud plant bruh?
by Budand22 April 30, 2017
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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
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Plant city high school

This school is annoying bc if izaiah
by Ion like ppl September 12, 2021
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