Ka-ping

When you here the grandfather clock hit 12 and you have an instant organsm

She looks like she just had a ka-ping.. gross

by Screee pee January 24, 2019

ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.

"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."

by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021

Ping

A Parasite in your Spanish class

Stop ping

by miaw cats December 7, 2021

ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Tism Pinging

When you have a moment of tismic activity for a prolonged period of time.

Person: What is Christina doing?
Other Person: Oh that's just her tism pinging right now bro, LOL
Person: That's sick, dude

by Niggmada March 22, 2025

Ping

Referring to the milliseconds it takes to for your action to reach the server

"Oh my god bro, I can't pick this up because i have too much ping."

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.

by Dooberfish November 22, 2021