High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

by Argonator May 19, 2022

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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

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Pinging

When your bro got some grillz on the weekend and he's blinding you with the sun shining off the grills

"My guy is PINGING right now"
"Yah, thats a lot of drip"

by @carrotdoesurban November 29, 2019

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gay ping anus

A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.

Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.

Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.

by Salty-San September 22, 2020

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