by Madcraka December 25, 2021

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.
me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

by Eldog October 30, 2021

by Straightupnothavingagoodtime June 5, 2019

A word used to describe when one feels like they are fat, gross or bloated, well - knowing that they are in fact at an appropriate and healthy weight. This expression is not used to fish for compliments, but rather is an honest way of communicating your temporary physical state instead of your overall body image.
rhymes with "spot"
pronounced like "fought"
rhymes with "spot"
pronounced like "fought"
by lizzobeats October 16, 2019

by GhostWritter May 18, 2014
