Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

Pee Knuckle

A game where you and a friend sit on the ground across from eachother, with your feet touching. The first to kick the other in the balls first wins.

Me and my brother played Pee Knuckle when I was 7, I'm starting to think that's why I can't have kids now..

by Light Refactor May 20, 2019

Pee Feeling

The feeling you get when you're turned on.

"Yo when Nicholas was eating me out last night I totally got the pee feeling"

by rachelthequeen September 1, 2016

Pee maxing

The act of holding urine in one's bladder until the very end of the day, finally pissing it all out.

"Hey did you hear that James has started pee maxing? His bladder tolerance is gonna be off the charts."

by Dr. Poop-Shit May 16, 2022

terror pee

The unexpected need to urinate as a result of sudden and intense fear. It is frequently the result of haunted houses, horror movies, and encounters with the supernatural world.

That haunted house was so scary, I had to terror pee the whole time!

by jdmt October 17, 2012

pee bar

pee bar (n.)

A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.

Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.

Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.

Both snort and giggle.

by geckopaws April 2, 2012

zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014