Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

pee bib

A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.

You should have used a pee bib so it didn't look like you peed on your pants.

by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017

pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

by EIEIO July 6, 2014

vengeance pee

When your pet dog or cat deliberately takes a piss on a rug, furniture, or article of clothing in an act of revenge or retaliation for something you have done to piss them off, or deny them.

What a bastard, I walked the dog 2 hours ago and there is a piss spot right under my computer desk, this is definitely a vengeance pee for denying him those ribs we were cooking.

by 719 November 25, 2011

pee eye

pee eye = the urethral meatus or orifice of the glans

the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye

by gringo feliz October 10, 2013

Sniffing pee

The act of two people sniffing there pee because they are fucked up in the head like the one kid with a name such as ayden

Ayden sniffing pee causes him to go into changes and make the brain hurt, he get confused and starts having horny feelings towards couches.

by Tqwsniff May 22, 2018

park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009