The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
Get the pee scalemug. A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.
by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017
Get the pee bibmug. The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011
Get the Free-Peemug. When your pet dog or cat deliberately takes a piss on a rug, furniture, or article of clothing in an act of revenge or retaliation for something you have done to piss them off, or deny them.
What a bastard, I walked the dog 2 hours ago and there is a piss spot right under my computer desk, this is definitely a vengeance pee for denying him those ribs we were cooking.
by 719 November 25, 2011
Get the vengeance peemug. the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye
by gringo feliz October 10, 2013
Get the pee eyemug. The act of two people sniffing there pee because they are fucked up in the head like the one kid with a name such as ayden
Ayden sniffing pee causes him to go into changes and make the brain hurt, he get confused and starts having horny feelings towards couches.
by Tqwsniff May 22, 2018
Get the Sniffing peemug. 