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pee in poopy

peepee in poopy means anal in a kid form anal
"oh honey peepee in poopy means anal in a kid form"
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pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.
Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!
by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019
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Pee-Goggles

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
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Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.
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pee bib

A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.
You should have used a pee bib so it didn't look like you peed on your pants.
by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017
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pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
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park and pee

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.
by cclevenger March 27, 2009
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