when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...
by fart shit June 28, 2009

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.
This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.
This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.
Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"
Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."
Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."
by Mogan Bee March 20, 2007

by Token Asian March 17, 2010

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.
by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

by karby paty June 11, 2021
