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Prerection

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.
1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."
by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011
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perfect/perfection

the contemplated object/subject ONLY when concluded to be of the utmost pleasantness or appropriateness, according to one's own idiosyncratic preferences, and since it relies on those preferences, perfection is not testable.
You should find yourself to be perfect, or at least strive to be.
by Talula Honey January 28, 2004
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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".
Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.
"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.
by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011
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general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com
by Arran August 3, 2003
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Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.
Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?
by Anniew March 18, 2008
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Perfectionic

to strive to be as beautiful inside and out as Nicole Meyer, one can never be Perfectionic but you can strive to get as close as possible to the beauty she radiates
sorry but I am not perfectionic
by liefde13 January 8, 2014
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