Poo Girl is the name given to a girl who fell into the Yellow Bubble toilets at Leeds Festival 2009.
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.
Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.
In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival stories, Legends and Myths, which include, among others the infamous 'Pop up Pirate' and the girl who was pooed on by a drunk man after failing to lock a toilet door!
Both The Sun and Sky News reported on the event, providing fully archived evidence of the historic event!
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.
Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.
In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival stories, Legends and Myths, which include, among others the infamous 'Pop up Pirate' and the girl who was pooed on by a drunk man after failing to lock a toilet door!
Both The Sun and Sky News reported on the event, providing fully archived evidence of the historic event!
Festival goer 1: "Did you hear what happed in Yellow Bubble toilets?"
Festival goer 2: "About the girl who fell in?"
Festival goer 1: "Yeah haha, thats going to go down in history, she'll forever be known as 'Poo Girl'"
Festival goer 2: "About the girl who fell in?"
Festival goer 1: "Yeah haha, thats going to go down in history, she'll forever be known as 'Poo Girl'"
by yamam22 September 2, 2009
Get the Poo Girlmug. Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle
by Shmag liquor October 26, 2013
Get the poo fizzlemug. A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011
Get the Poo Strainermug. A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer.
Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!
Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!
by Seneeeeep! May 1, 2010
Get the Poo Jammermug. Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.
by phat_cartman February 9, 2010
Get the travel poomug. When small little african niggers play 4 square in african dirt because they coons. Instead of using handball they use poo and dirt. The poo can also be a lunch.
Little African Kid : Wanna play some poo square?
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.
by Poo Square African Kid November 30, 2021
Get the Poo Squaremug. Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.
Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay
Eavesdropping dude: wtf
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay
Eavesdropping dude: wtf
by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012
Get the Surprise poomug.