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Old Cock

When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed
Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
by OwDo May 12, 2021
mugGet the Old Cockmug.

the old tie-in

when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!
Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"

ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"

Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."

Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
by bitchincamaroXD November 26, 2010
mugGet the the old tie-inmug.

Old Julio

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.
She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.
by hambone17 March 16, 2011
mugGet the Old Juliomug.

Old Gregg

A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.

Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.

(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
mugGet the Old Greggmug.

Sana-OLD

buti pa sila nakaka labas ng late sana-old
by NightBeast February 12, 2022
mugGet the Sana-OLDmug.

Old buddy

Jason, shifty, ol buddy shifty, Lenziwarrior, shifty hammer
What’s up old buddy? How’s it going old buddy? Party tonight old buddy?
by LenziWarrior February 26, 2020
mugGet the Old buddymug.

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
mugGet the old or asianmug.

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