Dookie Nugget

The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014

ho-nugget

A ho nugget is a person who is being silly, ho-ish and even cute.
Really this could mean whatever you want it to mean.

Like I call my friends and family members ho-nuggets. Lol it could even be a pet name.

Look at that ho-nugget over there talking to him.
Can't believe that ho-nugget just did that.
Stop being such a ho-nugget.
Ho-nugget come here!
Love you ho-nugget !!

by Ho-nugget Queen November 16, 2016

cow nugget

Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit

What up cow nugget?

Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets

by Wickster November 29, 2015

nugget baller

When you have one chicken nugget left and a full serving of bbq sauce

I was down to my last Mcnugget , then found a full cup of bbq sauce. I felt like a nugget baller

by Todd Martin April 8, 2016

Nugget Dunker

Someone who has sex with quadraplegic people (no arms and legs) as they look like an actual Chicken Nugget. Hence the term, Nugget Dunker.

Gary: Got any Nugget Dunker Porn?
Adult Shop Assistant: Fuck that shit man, that's fucked up. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

by Stabilo Boss Original July 25, 2017

Gusset Nugget

When you shit your pants on accident or from inability to hold it any longer and lay out a ripe, steamy turd in your grunders.

Having lost my ability to pinch any longer and still miles from the nearest bathroom, I dropped a gusset nugget and cleaned up at the next rest area.

I was walking to the shitter when I lost all control and pinched a gusset nugget.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Butt Nugget

A more wholesome way of calling someone an idiot

Katrina and Maddie are being such butt nuggets today!

by Jeffrey the juice man January 30, 2019