Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 01, 2023

Flexing

You flexing me

Why you flexing me

by Mrstarrant July 30, 2021

Flexing

Flexing

You flexing me

by Mrstarrant July 30, 2021

Flexing

Car audio subwoofers (subs) moving like crazy or its making things dance with its excursion

Damn these subs are flexing hard
My new subs make my car flexing like a mf

by JoeBass April 03, 2021

International Flex Day

8th June is the international flex day, whereas you may flex on anybody.

Yo today's the international flex day. Imma flex on my snapchat story

by Psychologial Facts June 08, 2020

Midcourse Flexing

Midcourse Flexing is a moderate form of flexing, where a person wears clothes that are cool, but not flashy. The object is to wear clothes that people will notice, but not think you are an asshole

I’m not about that Gucci shit, I’m just midcourse flexing these day

by YoungestHighSchoolDropout April 27, 2018

Blindly flexing

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.

Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

by odd, nefarious dumbass November 04, 2022