Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man

"Barry over there is such a nonce"

by Blue jewel 87427 April 7, 2024

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless

"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"

by anonymous January 28, 2024

Nonce

Mika

Mika is a fat fucking nonce

by Mikasanonce September 14, 2020

Nonce or not

A fabulous series bringing us the most quality content by the one and only tic tac, Callum’s corner

*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

Nonc

Non-cohesive. Someone who doesn't work in a team. Someone who is in it for themselves. Also known as a me-me.

"He said we should do the task individually"
"What a nonc!"
"Total NoCo"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022

Nonce

Dior

Dior is a nonce

by Minion64068284 May 22, 2022