by Simple.people March 11, 2024
on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.
hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(
by help polar bears December 30, 2020
Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2024
Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
A saying used by a group of gentlemen to "save" devious activities for an upcoming trip to Indianapolis where they'll be alone in a hotel room.
Gentlemen 1: Yo, can you bend over and get that pencil?
Gentlemen 2: Ayo what?
Gentlemen 3: Guys, save it for indy.
Gentlemen 2: Ayo what?
Gentlemen 3: Guys, save it for indy.
by Diemmmm November 19, 2023
by Dodomango January 25, 2024
The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.
An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”
by GeniusJunior24762 January 06, 2024