A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.
"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
by meedox April 20, 2021
Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
by IncestWill June 19, 2017
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by Anonymous Trump Supporter November 25, 2021
1. Earliest use in the neutral sense of speedy in "Dear Mr. Banker", by Nicholas P. Mitchell, published in The Greenville News of January 14th 1950:
"By the way, in spite of the fact that various Greenville bankers have explained to me why it isn’t a good idea, I still wish every bank had at least one teller’s cage reserved for people who want to cash a check or to make an individual deposit. Such transactions require about half a minute, but it is not unusual to wait in line fifteen minutes or more while those who are banking on behalf of business get their requirements met. ... But if we small fry had a “wham, bam, thank you ma’am,” line of our own, we’d all save a lot of time."
The phrase merely referred to suddenness before it was used as a slang for quick sexual intercourses.
2. The earliest occurrence of wham, bam, thank you ma’am with reference to sex is from the review of Ball Four (World Publishing Co. – New York, 1970), by the American baseball player James Alan Bouton, hence 20 years after its first use as an adjective. Bouton's review was published by John Justin Smith in the Star-Gazette (Elmira, New York) of June 10th 1970:
"Bouton says of ball players that they are not, by and large, “the best dates. They prefer wham, bam, thank you, ma’am affairs.”
3. It's used in the military to denote a sudden, forceful effect. Feel free to also use it to denote any sudden, quick action or effect, not just sexual ones. The intended meaning is highly contextual.
"By the way, in spite of the fact that various Greenville bankers have explained to me why it isn’t a good idea, I still wish every bank had at least one teller’s cage reserved for people who want to cash a check or to make an individual deposit. Such transactions require about half a minute, but it is not unusual to wait in line fifteen minutes or more while those who are banking on behalf of business get their requirements met. ... But if we small fry had a “wham, bam, thank you ma’am,” line of our own, we’d all save a lot of time."
The phrase merely referred to suddenness before it was used as a slang for quick sexual intercourses.
2. The earliest occurrence of wham, bam, thank you ma’am with reference to sex is from the review of Ball Four (World Publishing Co. – New York, 1970), by the American baseball player James Alan Bouton, hence 20 years after its first use as an adjective. Bouton's review was published by John Justin Smith in the Star-Gazette (Elmira, New York) of June 10th 1970:
"Bouton says of ball players that they are not, by and large, “the best dates. They prefer wham, bam, thank you, ma’am affairs.”
3. It's used in the military to denote a sudden, forceful effect. Feel free to also use it to denote any sudden, quick action or effect, not just sexual ones. The intended meaning is highly contextual.
"One of the most impressive things in the book is the lightning suddenness with which capital ships destroy one another. Wham! Bam! Thank you ma’am—and there goes a few hundred millions of somebody’s money to Davy Jones’ locker."
by Claude Eckel July 30, 2021
if you want to prove a point or if you want to have a great comeback for a b*tch if you want to leave them speechless
if you want to be a boss ass b*tch then say wham bam thank u, next
if you want to be a boss ass b*tch then say wham bam thank u, next
b*tch friend: omg did u do this
you: NO I DID NOT SO WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM GOODBYE
b*tch friend: ok damn
you: NO I DID NOT SO WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM GOODBYE
b*tch friend: ok damn
by d4hlia February 28, 2019
Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
by Benjafo March 06, 2017
by Cyclone March 10, 2017