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Dated (Euphemism)

Verb

When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
by DEL83183 April 19, 2009
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hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.
Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating
by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017
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date 68

Derived from the term "69" (sex position).

Date 68 is a first date, ending with a guy performing oral on a girl.
She date 68-ed him.
by ne falcon March 1, 2009
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Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.
Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.
by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011
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dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick
"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"
by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016
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play date

plans made with friends or someone of the other sex to hang out. You can not ditch on play dates! ever its against the whole way of play dates.
We had a play date today.

Wanna have a play date tomorrow
by andre nickatina April 24, 2006
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Date Buddies

When being a fuck buddy isn't accurate because you go on dinners and dates and stuff.
Elaine: We aren't really fuckbuddies because we go on dates and stuff. Date buddies?

Logan: Date buddies is a good concept tho.

Elaine: I actually really like it.

Logan: I enjoy nice dinners and dates n stuff. The things you wanna do but can’t really do with the boys y'know?
Elaine: Low key wishing it was a thing.
Logan: Why can’t it be a thing?
Elaine: I'm adding this to Urban Dictionary.
Logan: Good plan. Historically known as the date buddy pioneers.
by angelainea October 13, 2017
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