stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio

*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay

by dionkdionkdionkdionkdionkdionk May 6, 2021

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fruit ninja warrior

somebody who slices themselves.

person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"

by oooooong June 16, 2022

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pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.

Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!

by StarGazer453 October 15, 2010

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Driver Seat Ninja

When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.

Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.

by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011

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A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.

Cowboy Bear Ninja

(see Rochambeau)

by town hall heckler April 24, 2012

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