Mustard

One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.

WHAT’LL IT BE FELLAS, MUSTARD? OR KETCHUP!

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg

“Oh No, Leg Mustard

by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! April 18, 2022

dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works

i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

unovercharged mustard

People Who Keep Saying "Unovercharged" Before The Word "Mustard

Person 1: Dip In Ketchup And Unovercharged Mustard
Person 2: What Are You Saying?

by Reason D Alt November 2, 2022

Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018