Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
Get the Upside Down Mustard Containermug. Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”
Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”
Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Mustard nugsmug. by Boii2499 June 20, 2016
Get the mustard saucemug. by big Zebop November 12, 2020
Get the dijion mustard gasmug. Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018
Get the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!mug. One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.
by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025
Get the Mustardmug. by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
Get the mustard dickmug.