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Real Music

Real Music is music in general. It has no specific genre.

All music is real music and no one can say other wise unless they want to look like a dumbass.
Dalithews harassed the young girl for not listening to real music as she played Caravan Palace on her iPod. She smiled and said "Just because it's not an 80's rock ballad, doesn't mean it's not music. Get a life dumbass"
by NegaKupid September 14, 2012
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Good Music

Whatever you like. Everyone has different tastes, there is no "best band ever" nor "best type of music". It's all about your personal preference.
Jenny thinks metal is good music, but John thinks it's awful and prefers light jazz. Jenny doesn't give a shit what John thinks.
by unessecary physical contact January 19, 2005
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Music Snob

One who only listens to obscure bands, shuns anything more popular than that, and tries to drill it into you.
Music snob: "What are you listening to?"
Person: "AC/DC."
Music snob: "Why do you even bother with that crap, try some -insert here pretentious-pseudo-intellectual-band-name-."
by i know i'm a music snob September 11, 2009
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music theory

Essentially, the alphabet of music. It is important to learn theory so that when you decide to break the rules, you are doing it out of wisdom, and not out of ignorance. See: Miles Davis
Music theory teaches you important rudimentary skills necessary to be successful as a professional musician.
by rtcp September 22, 2008
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Sexin Music

Music that is usually of the R&B or Soul genre that can be played while having sex used to set the mood.
"Hang on girl, let me put on some sexin music so we can make love"
by EMcNasty January 6, 2010
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pop music

Pop music can be any form of music (rock, country, rap even metal) that hits the chart. But it has some requirements:
1. Have no talent
2. Repeat lyrics over and over
3. Be good looking
4. Remember to have no musical ability!
5. If you are a boy, feature half naked girls in your video
6. If you are a girl, be half naked.
7. Lyrics are whatever the public wants to listen to.
If you join the pop music industry, you'll last a few years at most.
by a_random_girl_online_duh August 29, 2015
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Musical Crack

Musical Crack is a song that gets stuck in your head. When you hear this song you will immediately recognize its awesomeness. Expect to listen to this song for several days without venturing to other songs. This song can bring intense feelings of happiness or ecstasy.
This song is my musical crack I've listened to it for 5 days straight and i haven't listened to any other song.
by Mr.Strike November 15, 2010
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