If you're a pilot and have to cancel your flight for a sudden change in weather, congratulations you've been Michiganed.
by Jack (7500) February 8, 2023

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.
by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time
by Rweish2 December 5, 2021

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 5, 2022

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes
by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.
by DR124 September 19, 2011

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
