Michael

The weird guy who tries to blend in

That guys such a Michael

by Weird guy who wants to blendin October 30, 2020

Michael

A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete

Michael is a super nice co worker

by WRLD999 October 30, 2020

Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen

Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head

by BANDZZ November 18, 2019

Michael

A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.

He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.

by Reyals_666 November 21, 2013

Michael

Micheal; a homely, slightly annoying individual. Most qualified person you may ever meet, to eat ass. This does not apply to every Michael, infact, it is very rare to find this specific individual.

Look. There's Michael doing burnouts in the walmart parking lot!

by Kjoe July 26, 2018

Michael

A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT

Michael is straight

by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019

Michael Michael Motorcycle

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.

"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"

by schmed_head August 28, 2009