Andus Macutagus

Located in the trenches in the blankets of his bed or in the solidity of his desk, they prey on underaged and fresh female humans, usually of the age or below 12. Their life is dictated by "rizz", expressed through discord's live camera, in which they profusely goon to their prey. Their main voice line is "Wallahi she dm'ed me first" and will do anything in their way to find new egirls daily for a proclaimed "One night stand".

Don't worry kitten, Andus Macutagus is here... (said in a forced deep eboy voice)

by BrotherLarge June 19, 2025

full marathon

A run for insane people who don’t give a fuck about their legs or feet! Toes look like balled up homework.

That dude ran a full marathon with his insane asss.

by Shawty whoopty doo December 17, 2025

running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".

"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"

by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008

Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving

Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011

8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles

Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!

by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012

Fat boys marathon

Earthquake

I hate it when the fat boys marathon is on!

by car is a May 9, 2018

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019