fax machine

A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.

Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?

Chad:(quietly) 6.

Ashly: SIX!!!!

Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!

by Ashly :DD August 08, 2007

The Machine Gun

The Machine Gun is when you getting ready to cum on a girl's face and saying "BRRRRRRRRR" as you cum.

Dude, I did The Machine Gun so hard on her last night!

by Laughing Dicks (Im a girl) September 27, 2017

washing machine

A very dangerous thing for a girl to sit on while shes holding a broom or something of that nature

when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl

by Dylowned September 10, 2005

Death machine

a machine that produces death

anything that dies recieves death from the death machine

by the fakin Circle February 18, 2009

Cream Machine

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.

Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing

by Hose B June 07, 2007

Chanukah Machine

Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.

Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?

I got teh Chanukah machine.

by Aaron S. January 22, 2005

Toy Machine

A form of fisting where after the fist is inserted in to the orifice, the hand is opened like a claw.
Then you grab a prize and pull it out.

I used the Toy Machine on that girl last night.
What did you win?
A piece of colon.

by Luthandrel October 21, 2010