care machine

If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.

Wow, I'm a real f'ing care machine about it. Really.

by Bret0614 May 10, 2007

Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir

"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"

by Mitchell G June 15, 2008

Beautifal machine

A car, boat, motorcycle, or other controlable motorized vehicle that makes you completely forget about any member of the opposite sex. Hopefully it's fast, and not a riced up piece of crap.

Child: hey dad! Look at that 240sx!
Father: yes son, it's quite a beautifal machine

by Stuart X March 29, 2010

falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013

lungile machi

Beautiful ,smart girl with great humor .

she´s just like lungile machi.

by yaays July 25, 2018

Hulk machine

Any green vehicle going past 90 mph at any given moment

Bruh, that hulk machine almost hit us. What a beast.

by Hulkmachineman September 24, 2019