Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

r8 the moo

the most halal man you will ever meet on planet earth

reddo: ok im gonna go send some feet pics
Mullkaw: you need r8 the moo in your life instead

by FuukaGirl September 9, 2022

Shee Moo

A very hyper active Asian girl. She can get very competitive and anger issue is off the chart but her love for other is the reason why she has the protection in the world. She love and gets loved. This Asian girl can look innocent but can kill.

Shee Moo gon kill you

by Abcdancdabcd12121 November 22, 2021

Moo juiced

The act of wiping your index finger deep into your own sweaty ass crack. Then wipe it across your friends upper lip.

Scott moo juiced Jeff so many times I can smell his upper lip from across the room.

by Tally Wackerson April 21, 2024

monksi moo

🐒🐄

“brandyn look at my monksi moo”

by milliepieswagsbae September 27, 2020

Moos

Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.

"Who are you going out, babe?"
"I'm going with Moos."
"Oh god"

by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022