Messagey

1. A messaging monster. That one person you swipe notifications from because you're afraid of what will happen if you leave them on read.

2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.

"Yeah, he was really great and wasn't clingy at all, but he was so messagey. I muted my phone days ago."

by dotzerozerosix December 29, 2017

massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

Maessage

When you are in the middle of a massage and decide to text somebody

I need to maessage my friends real quick

This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.

by superpig March 2, 2019

Massabesic high school

The massive crap hole that supposedly prepares respectful and responsible people even though most of the people there are either Hicks or thots that juul whenever they can hell if during a apocalypse they'd probably send you to school if you were going there oh and the drama up the wazoo

This school is a total piece of shut

What school

Massabesic high school

by Thatonekidnoonetalksto December 2, 2019

sketch message

A "Sketch" Text Message. Coming off awkward, innapropriate, or so confusing that it deserves an immediate pressing of the "call back button" over the "reply" option.

ON A 100 DEGREE SUNNY DAY DOWN THE SHORE...
Ali: Stay in your house, preferably the basement, grab canned food and don't come out until further notification
Joe- "look at this sketch message" what the fuck? im calling this bitch.

by Dan R. September 29, 2007

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

mayan masage

when your riding on a bumpy road a bounce up and down.

we're going off road. we're getting a mayan masage.

by your loverrrrrrrrrrrr August 14, 2010