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sharon, mass

A town located near Boston with a great school system, nice people, and lots of wilderness. The teachers are obsessed with riding the schools of bullying when there is almost none.
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by Apersonfromaplace October 5, 2013
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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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Sung Mass

There are two types of sung Mass. Two servers can assist the Priest (as at Low Mass) without incense, but this time with music and chanting. The second version, is with the Priest assisted by a MC (Master of Ceremonies), a Thurifer and two Acolytes. The Priest chants the Asperges, Epistle, Gospel etc.
There was no Deacon to assist the Priest, so they had to have a sung Mass with Incense
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lan'mass

It's like a conjunction (but not really) of 'land' & 'mass', directly referencing the total of the geographical area that is England/Britain/North Irelandish and other local bodies of land.
It was a lan'mass, y'all.
by craycray_shrooms January 24, 2012
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Critical mass

The term medical professionals use to say "That ass is just too PHAT."
That women's ender regions has reached critical mass.
by Romoboi May 30, 2019
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dong t mass

dong t mass is used on the streets of haverwick massive, it is used to describe a realy unsafe person or as an insult when you are pumped. but watch your mouth, as this is probaly the most offensive insult to hail from the haverwick turf!
"that MC massive crew are right dongs t mass!"

"you fucking dong t mass! you cant do that while del pieros on the ball!"
by haverwick mass December 9, 2004
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Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.
Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked
by jazza123 August 31, 2011
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