Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.

The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

lone dogg

Someone who is on his own and doesnt seem to mind

'Lone dogg, he is on his own!'

'Look at lone dogg listening to his cd player'

'dont get armsouse with me ya pussyole, i will bang you out 1 hit groundfloor then you will be proper lone dogg, sure if you wont

by big69g January 18, 2008

Lonely

Being so lonely that you develop depression that you eventually use your powers to create a sitcom show, creating the bridge between alternate realities while letting a crazy ass witch called Agatha Harknss invade your perfect world.

Sam: Hey, do you need help in something?
Sarah: No, I'm lonely
Sam: Didn't if you were lonely or not Ms. Dorothy
Sarah: This is my world, my sitcom and you are trespassing here, so I want you... to... leave ❤

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021

J lone

A male doing rock climbing at Earth Treks.
A male doing one arm pull up as a hobby.

Sup, my J lone bro took a few years to achieve OAPU!

by J lone November 22, 2021

Lonely

You searched up 'lonely' is cuz you are lonely yourself

Looooooooonely... i am Mr. Loooneeeellllly, i am so looooooonnnneeeeelyyy!!!!!!! LONELY

by MISTER FUCKMASTER69 April 15, 2017