lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.

so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.

by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

Lizard

A person who is sketch

You're a llizard

by Stephen \ May 27, 2015

lizard tail

another word for clit dick
when a girl/trans male or whatever has a vagina but they click big as a fuckin dick

"Yo you bang that chick last night?"
"Nah man she got a fuckin' lizard tail!! That shit was longer than my middle finger!!"
"That's fuckin' nasty dude goddamnnnn!!!"

by umuna September 13, 2016

Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

by Captain Neo September 2, 2016

Lizardobia

The fear of being touched or bit by a lizard because of the thought of becoming one or just the fear of lizards in general.

Spiderman must have a big case of lizardobia.

by ShadowWulfers October 6, 2016

Lizardlism

If you don't believe in god but in Lizards.
You see lizards as your god
nowdays more people believe god isnt a human but a reptile.

"hey man are u christian?"
"i don't believe in god i believe that the gods are lizards"
"so what are you then?"
"lizardlism is my religion"

by lizardisthenewblack January 18, 2017