lewis burgess

an awsom purson thats way cooler that louis with a bigger penis

louis: i wish i was 'lewis burgess'

by asdffdgasgs October 24, 2013

Lewis

Lewis is the sort of guy that had no direction in his life until he joined the navy. It was there he found his true calling, being a gimp for all the older boys. They would wisper sweet nothings in his ear and take mount him like a brave Knight of the realm mounts his noble stallion. Before he left the navy they told him not he embarrassed about his time there, but he had been able to have 5 different men in 5 different orifices at the same time and is not embarrassed at all. He is the captain of my heart, o' captain, my captain.

Anyone: Who's Lewis
Me: It's that gay sailor
Anyone: Oh that one yeah he tried to graft me
Me: Classic Lewis

by A&E Paddy October 5, 2018

Lewis syndrome

A disease that only affects one in every 7 billion people but is known to cause severe hunger, dense fat tissue and obesity. Anyone with this syndrome should be shot of round in a Mcdonalds or any similar fast food restaurant.

Mr Briggs was shot in Mcdonalds after someone found out he had Lewis syndrome.

by Ricesanwhich4 November 11, 2018

Lewis Thomas

A boy who dose t wipe his ass crapped his ass at 12

Lewis Thomas why didn’t you wipe your ass

by Lewis Thomas crappy pants November 22, 2019

leesean

One of the most amazing people in the world. She is beautiful, kind hearted, and she will never leave your side no matter what. She is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet

Wow shes a really good friend she must me a Leesean.

by Wackhoe04 May 29, 2020

lewis deville

Just an absolute fucking unit of a ginge

Your just a Lewis Deville

by Hypefumes June 21, 2020

Lewis

Jusry's bestfriend. The short kid in form 1, who claims he owns our school. (And all of us apparently) He's very short, and wears glasses. He's Farouq's ex because he cheated on Lewis with Jusry so.. Yeah.

He likes to flex, and always says the N word alongside Jusry. He calls a lot of people the N word even though most of his friends are black.

"OMG, IT'S THE OWNER OF THE SCHOOL!!"

"WOAH, LEWIS?!?!?'

"Omg I'm so obsessed with him AHHHH!!!"

Lewis: "Saya bayarlah semua dia sekolah, aku ni kaya"

"This is why I love him.. HE'S SO RICH AND HANDSOME!!"

by Jusry hater November 16, 2022