Alternating lag 

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

Alternating lag by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

Jet Lag 

When your significant other goes on the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) program and you stayed home missing them a lot.

She's on her first year of the JET program. I feel so JET lagged.

Jet Lag by serpentlover January 10, 2017

Virtual lag 

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

Virtual lag by electricpants February 19, 2017

food lag 

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.

-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...

food lag by satch_mo February 26, 2017

Fag Lag 

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

Fag Lag by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

pride lag 

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

pride lag by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017

food lag 

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

food lag by A_Crystal January 4, 2018