turd loaf

Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.

Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!

by Dude FInal January 7, 2015

allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019

Caca loaf

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money

Caca loaf is a piece of shit

by BRBetz May 13, 2023

Campania corn loaf

When one drops a massive steamer in the Campania district in Tasmania

Dude I went to Tassie and dropped the worst Campania corn loaf I have ever seen it would a wombat squint at 1 kilometer away

by The Wodger April 5, 2019

sardelli quinta loaf

Sardelli Quinta loaf is a state of being. When you can't think of a word to say you must emphasize the Sardelli with in.

Im going to sardelli quinta loaf your cute little butt.

by Beccaxbabes6 November 9, 2007

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

Loafs

Loafs are a yummy snackk chocolate ie the best.

“Whats that?” “Loafs!”

by Loafsss February 24, 2021