It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
Get the JACK KNIFING THE SUNmug. A scenario, often playful and sexual, in which a person forcefully stabs a knife into a mattress and uses it as a sex toy, sometimes as part of an act or roleplay, while their partner or praises them.
The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.
The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.
Eammon i want you to grab a knife and stab it into the mattress and watch me ride it as you praise me.
Knife in Mattress
Knife in Mattress
by Freaky Def August 10, 2025
Get the Knife in Mattressmug. That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024
Get the maybe knifemug. by the cuck champion May 14, 2019
Get the piss knifemug. If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?
by QuacksO July 20, 2024
Get the jill knifemug. by bobbybob09773498274 April 7, 2008
Get the gun-knifemug. by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022
Get the Knife Sharpenermug.