Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

pulling a kellie

The act of sticking ones finger up there dogs anal cavity as to give a prostate exam.

" My vet was caught Pulling a kellie again."

by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

Brian Kelly

An extremely talented and gorgeous boy. The coolest Brian Kelly out there and that's a fact 😎

"Wow, You're such a Brian Kelly, Mr. Kelly!"

"Yeah...that's me."

by Irumamiu March 25, 2019

Kellie Bean

A Kellie bean is someone who is astonishing. They give you that magical feeling of being loved. You will always want to sit besides them and talk about life.

Yesterday I hung out with A Kellie Bean, i couldn't stop smiling.

by CouchCracker September 16, 2017

R. Kelly

An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.

He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 5, 2019

Philip Kelly

An amazing boy who becomes and even more amazing man . Someone who isn't very social or emotional. However , when he finds something or someone he loves , he will love them/it with everything in him. He cherishes the things he has . He's very stubborn , sometimes annoying , but his cuteness outweighs it all. He always has a hard time telling the people he loves no . At the same time , he is very unemotional and heartless . He does not care what anyone thinks of him. All of this makes : a Philip

That gentlemen there is a Philip kelly

by Wattsitooya January 24, 2021

kelly-joe

A very strong/harty person, usually a hoodrat. They are a very beautiful human with special features. They have lots of friends aswell as enemies. 'Kelly-Joe' would usually be a white person. They're family would usually be poor but 'kelly-joe' would always have money. They are a very nice and caring person or they could be the most ratchet person you ever meet

There goes the hoodrat kelly-joe

by Jayyjayy12345 March 6, 2018