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Kailas

The best scrum half rugby has ever seen. He has balls the size of china and even daddy faaris envies him. He pulls all the girls and they drool over him.
Gosh kailas is so hot 🥵🥵🥵
by BradleyEmery69 May 31, 2023
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Kailem Flip

-Step 1) Ingest LSD, 2CB, XTC, MJ (Marijuana) and Alcohol.
-Step 2) Realise it's insanely late, you have important matters to attend to tomorrow Optional but if you want to stay true tothe lore of how the Kailem Flip came to be, then this is not optional, and you just took copious amounts of several mind-altering substances that will keep you awake for literal years to come (if you try to sleep, you will end up having to fight the whole of Lucifer's army).
-Step 3) Wait for it all to kick in, and try to focus all of your remaining life energy on getting home and in your bed optional.
-Step 4) Only possible if Step 3 is completed Once in bed, prepare to battle for your life against all of the negatives thoughts that could ever occur in one's lifetime and beat them optional.
-Step 5) Only possible if Step 3 is not completed Stay out and have the either best or worst night in your entire life, given that you do not lose consciousness in the very moment all substances kick in at once (unless you perform another Kailem flip).
-Step 6) Whatever transpires from anything that happened the day you performed said flip, you must get out of your bed and flawlessly complete all tasks you might've needed to carry out that supposedly eventful or important day.

I hope this information is seen and recognised by who needs or would appreciate it.
You: "Mate! My house is free today and tomorrow, you know what that means...?"
Friend: "...Kailem flip at 11pm?"
You: "YOU KNOW IT BROTHER!!!"
Friend: "LET'S GOOO!!!"
by KCA_176! June 5, 2023
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Kailei

She is a rare breed of human, leaves the past as the past and wants to make a better, brighter future, and she will do it with or without you so do not let her go. She makes all pain go away and makes you wish you never had to leave her even to go to the washroom. There is a lot to love about a Kailei but you learn there is more to love the more you get to know her. She is also a big nerd so there is also that going for her too.
Man i lost a kailei once and i will never do that again.

screw jessies girl i need a kailei
by Macaronni July 19, 2023
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kaillan

When referring to Kaillan say he’s the “GOAT”.
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by Kaillan October 10, 2023
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kailer

Calm, smart, and laidback person. Goal oriented and career driven.
kailer is a real go-getter.
by johnny everhard November 5, 2023
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Kaileiya

Kai is the sweetest human ever, in the midst of any storm you can always turn to her and she will always present herself to you in a way brings more comfort than almost anyone. She sometimes makes fun of you but don’t take it too close to heart because in reality, she is just being funny, sweet and cute. Although you should listen to her when she’s being stern because you don’t want to get on her bad side. She’s smart, loyal, loving, kind-hearted, pretty, and athletic and will dominate in soccer and volleyball. She is super talented on and off stage when singing, or doing theatricals. I can always count on Kai to be there when I need her and she is the most loyal friend ever. I wouldn’t trade Kaileiya for anything.
Kaileiya wants me to bring her starbucks…
by Iykyk:))) November 15, 2023
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kailash

someone who’s known for being hot asf and funny asl. If you’re ever having a bad day just call up kailash. With their beauty and sexiness they are intelligent but can also be moody
Omg I had such a bad day, I really wish I could talk to Kailash today!
by beautifultroll28 November 19, 2023
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